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The Bizarre Descriptions of Sex Organs Poll

All descriptions are taken from googlism.com.

Poll #348351 The Bizarre Descriptions of Sex Organs Poll

A penis is:

a competitive beast
0(0.0%)
a computer brain
0(0.0%)
a disability
0(0.0%)
a little off the wall for a library
1(3.1%)
a negative totem used by women in much the same way that certain words describing the female anatomy have been bandied about by men
0(0.0%)
a plastic container for 35mm film
0(0.0%)
a process that goes wrong more often than not
0(0.0%)
a terrible thing to waste
3(9.4%)
a weapon of mass destruction
1(3.1%)
about $2
0(0.0%)
as big as the toaster
0(0.0%)
available in magnificent soft jelly
1(3.1%)
bound to get the attention of policy makers
0(0.0%)
copyrighted
0(0.0%)
currently thought to be aesthetically pleasing
2(6.2%)

A clitoris is:

a complicated structure reinforced with bone
0(0.0%)
a direct line to the matrix
1(3.1%)
a small bump closest to the front of your body
0(0.0%)
dragged into the symbolic order
0(0.0%)
hidden
0(0.0%)
like a small pea
0(0.0%)
located at the top of the vagina
1(3.1%)
most usually a prerequisite for climax
0(0.0%)
much smaller than the male penis
2(6.2%)
not large enough to safely pierce
0(0.0%)
pretty easy to locate once you know where to look
0(0.0%)
the only human organ that serves no purpose other than being used as a pleasure center
1(3.1%)
swollen for days after sexual activity
0(0.0%)
thought of as a way to express your individuality and a way to rebel
0(0.0%)
unknown
0(0.0%)

A vagina is:

a business
0(0.0%)
a gateway to life
0(0.0%)
a hipster wearing bell
0(0.0%)
a lethal weapon
0(0.0%)
a self
0(0.0%)
a start
0(0.0%)
a survivor
1(3.2%)
a world without future
0(0.0%)
absurd
0(0.0%)
admitted to their company
0(0.0%)
all messed up it doesn't seem to be like it's described
1(3.2%)
also a perfect video for us to carry
0(0.0%)
an open invitation to a yeast infection
2(6.5%)
angry and it needs to talk
2(6.5%)
certainly positive
2(6.5%)

A penis is:

gay porn
0(0.0%)
going to get you into trouble
1(3.1%)
green
1(3.1%)
hard to imagine
0(0.0%)
homely
0(0.0%)
indeed any man's secret desire
0(0.0%)
just a car substitute
1(3.1%)
law
0(0.0%)
legal
0(0.0%)
mightier than the sword
0(0.0%)
no basis for divorce
0(0.0%)
not in the least shocking
1(3.1%)
not important to most women
0(0.0%)
not so great as folklore might have us believe
1(3.1%)
now an easily achievable reality
1(3.1%)

Labia are:

a duo of moss green and blushing pink silk satin
0(0.0%)
a piece of a woman's pussy that gets removed
0(0.0%)
a shallow depression
0(0.0%)
a spherical assemblage of 360 cds
0(0.0%)
all over spiderman
2(6.7%)
an apt description of what this creature looks like
1(3.3%)
challenging the censorship of women by a patriarchal society
0(0.0%)
completely out of the way
0(0.0%)
considered a delicacy in various parts of the world as well
0(0.0%)
fed through a narrow curved stainless steel plate about 5cms max
0(0.0%)
flapped rapidly
0(0.0%)
fun
7(23.3%)
golden and copper silk satin
1(3.3%)
hard to come by
0(0.0%)
in trouble
0(0.0%)

A vagina is:

classic
0(0.0%)
coordinated & staffed entirely by volunteers
2(6.7%)
disturbed
0(0.0%)
essential in leading the female partner to an orgasm
0(0.0%)
evil
0(0.0%)
falling
0(0.0%)
frequently made of plastic or rubber
0(0.0%)
going to wince at listing his stock on nasdaq
0(0.0%)
independently reported by several witnesses
0(0.0%)
left up to the doctor's discretion during surgery depending on their idea of a "functional" vagina
0(0.0%)
like the internet
1(3.3%)
mere words
0(0.0%)
merely a social convention
0(0.0%)
no longer a dirty word
6(20.0%)
not a toy
1(3.3%)

A penis is:

now available online
0(0.0%)
often not worth the longer surgery time
1(3.4%)
on fire
0(0.0%)
rather sophomoric
0(0.0%)
rather ordinary
0(0.0%)
really my clitoris
1(3.4%)
returning to brisbane
0(0.0%)
shedding
0(0.0%)
shot dead
0(0.0%)
shown live on a california morning news show
0(0.0%)
so much more sensitive than breasts
1(3.4%)
something we definitely don't need in wrestling
0(0.0%)
the size of a peanut
1(3.4%)
wash and go
0(0.0%)
what saves centerville from the 4th dimension baddies
0(0.0%)

A testicle is:

a birth defect found in boys
2(7.1%)
a serious problem for men
1(3.6%)
observed almost in all mature animals
0(0.0%)
on the move
0(0.0%)
painful
3(10.7%)
passed on to a dog's offspring
1(3.6%)
rare
0(0.0%)
rather comfortable
0(0.0%)
recorded in the bible
1(3.6%)
sufficient
0(0.0%)
suspected
2(7.1%)
the size of a baseball
0(0.0%)
usually cancerous
0(0.0%)
very important
2(7.1%)
worse than rape
0(0.0%)

A vagina is:

not going to stop sexual violence
2(7.4%)
not a good thing
0(0.0%)
not associated with pain and shame
1(3.7%)
planned
0(0.0%)
repulsive to most people
0(0.0%)
so old
1(3.7%)
suspect
1(3.7%)
the dirtiest part of your body
0(0.0%)
the fruit of the earth
2(7.4%)
the perfect sex toy for the man who wants access to maximum pleasure on demand
0(0.0%)
the nature of the poet
2(7.4%)
upset
0(0.0%)
very thirsty
2(7.4%)
very distressing
0(0.0%)
without nerves
0(0.0%)

Labia are:

my bag
1(4.0%)
not enough to orgasm
0(0.0%)
now disappearing again
0(0.0%)
now offices and have a sumptuous ceiling
0(0.0%)
now known as clitoris
0(0.0%)
pushed into the vagina by the penis during sexual intercourse
0(0.0%)
retired for the moment
1(4.0%)
sealing
0(0.0%)
suddenly the thing to be tweaked
1(4.0%)
the only undergraduate women's queer group at columbia university
0(0.0%)
the main songwriter in otherhood
0(0.0%)
underhandedly mainstream
0(0.0%)
used to create a scrotum
1(4.0%)
very similar to the scrotum and can also be clamped for a long period of time
0(0.0%)
weakly developed in the female dog
1(4.0%)
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