Gayle Madwin (queerbychoice) wrote,
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How to Change a Spare Government

"First, assuming you've parked the country in a safe location, get out and find the spare government. This can be frustrating, as with the United States, the emergency backup is not readily accessible, but is hidden away in a secure, undisclosed location.

If you can find the spare, set it aside, and get ready to remove the old, defective government. To do this, you must first remove the nuts. This can get tricky, as some nuts have been attached to the government for so long that they have fused with the chassis. If they cannot be loosened up easily, you may try to beat on them with a lug wrench or, in Ted Kennedy's case, offer him a drink."

from "How to Change a Spare Government"
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