"The Stonewall Bar Did Not Allow Non-White Patrons or Drag Queens Into It, So They Couldn't Have Bee
*ahem* Technically speaking, same-gender sex itself wasn't allowed anywhere in the U.S. at that time, so the Stonewall Bar couldn't very well have officially announced in its charter that anything "of a homosexual nature" was allowed to take place there at all. So, homosexuals couldn't have been there! Attention, everyone:
THE STONEWALL RIOT WAS CARRIED OUT BY STRAIGHTS! No Queers Showed Up Until the Next Day When They Wandered in to Claim All the Credit!