September 4th, 2001


I'm Such a Addict . . .

As a person who drinks nearly two gallons of milk per week, I was quite disturbed today after I followed Subtly Ironic Sean's link which led me, two clicks later, to a page about the evil corporations putting carcinogenic genetically engineered growth hormones into milk. In fact, I was so disturbed that I fixed myself a thoroughly water-based dinner with no milk at all.

But after 20 minutes of this I became terribly depressed by my desperate milk cravings and finally poured myself a tall glass of those yummy carcinogenic growth hormones anyway.

It was delicious.
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