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My speech says: "America stands committed to our principles: freedom and justice shared by all, in Iraq, the United States, Afghanistan and beyond. *burp* We've accomplished much. We created *drum roll* persistent poverty, suffering - broken treaties. Above all, we destroyed innocent lives so that violent ambitions - including my own - would be defended. *evil laugh*"