Gayle Madwin (queerbychoice) wrote,
Gayle Madwin
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If You Could Change any 5 Things About Yourself, What Would They Be?

Oh come on, that's an easy one.

1. Permanently cure me of all forms of chronic physical pain (six years of chronic bursitis in my glenohumeral shoulder joint due to typing way too much; inability to comfortably walk even ten feet barefoot or without extra arch support inserts in my shoes due to my having unusually high arches; skin allergies and skin hypersensitivity to things such as clothing tags - note, on Thursday I wrote an entry complaining about clothing tags but on Friday I was again severely bothered by two more of them, and cutting them off didn't help so I will have to rip apart the seam and sew it back together to get the last remains of the evil scratchy paper out).
2. Make me immortal.
3. Make all parts of my body completely immune to all but the most minor forms of injury, illness and degradation. (Occasional cuts and bruises are okay; life might be too boring without them.)
4. Drastically increase my memory capacity so I can actually remember my whole immortal lifetime.
5. That's all . . . I really have nothing else that I want magically granted to me.
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