My deity does not really exist.
My deity is a weakling who'd never survive the match.
My deity is EVIL and SUPPORTS George W. Bush!
My deity long ago found humanity too depressing to bear to watch, so S/he doesn't know George W. Bush exists.
MTV HAS FAILED HUMANITY! They don't think it would get good enough ratings.
I fear I'm not smart enough to figure that out.
But it IS happening right this moment! Order cable TV immediately so you can watch!
Gayle, stop being so weird.
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