Gayle Madwin (queerbychoice) wrote,
Gayle Madwin
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How to Make Good Use of Homophobes

You've seen those TV craft shows where Martha Stewart or whoever shows you how to turn your last night's garbage into a miniature work of art and exhorts you to remember that nothing, no matter how useless it at first appears, ever needs to go to waste, right? But no matter how many times the craft show hostesses extract Easter egg dye from leftover fruit rinds and then (after Easter's over) teach you how to turn the broken eggshells into Christmas ornaments, they never do explain how to extract anything remotely useful from some forms of garbage. Like, say, your homophobic uncle.

Well, now you can! Because princesswitch is here to teach us all her technique. Now you can find out how having a homophobe nearby can enable you to obtain free copies of nearly anything you want!
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