Random LJ Person 1: *posts picture of self*
Random LJ Person 2: Your eyebrows are in need of help. They're uneven and look like caterpillars.
Me: They look like perfectly good eyebrows to me.
Random LJ Person 2: Perfectly good for waxing.
Me: I think it's more that your brain is perfectly good for lobotomizing into one with a slightly less microscopically tiny concept of how many eyebrow types can be beautiful. And into one less gratuitously rude, too.