Music:Elton John: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" </i>(blasted at top volume)
Wow. I haven't cried like THAT since I was eight years old and lost a particularly bloody baby tooth. That was not a remotely adult kind of crying. That was utter shrieking slobbering hysterics. And you wouldn't believe what a bright hot pink the whites of my eyes are capable of turning. I don't look remotely human right now. I look like some kind of pink-eyed space alien. It's almost cool in a way, like some new Hollywood makeup artist has finally succeeded in breaking new ground and surpassing all previous scary makeup effects.