"You are in a dusty chamber. You notice some graffiti about critical race theory.
You quaff the potion marked 'NOT SHAVING'. It tastes like choosing to be queer."
I died in the Dungeon of Queerbychoice
I was killed in a crumbling torture chamber by the wrath of Undertheteacup, whilst carrying...
the Crown of Ilia, the Dagger of Erdbeermund, the Dagger of Rekraft, a Figurine of Lala Annie, the Crown of C In Hiding, the Sceptre of Spindle Berry, the Wand of Arkestra, the Shield of Mira Kitty, the Amulet of Felixthequeer, the Sceptre of Arlan Bishop, the Dagger of None Or Starlet, the Axe of Gertrude Stein, the Dagger of Bay Bus Rider, the Dagger of Joanna Russ, a Figurine of Intheshadows, the Wand of Sammka, the Dagger of Queerbychoice, the Crown of Trysha, the Sword of Placebo, the Sword of Teetotalling, the Crown of Dis Senter, the Dagger of Blog Project, the Armour of Yareach, the Sceptre of Pansexuality, the Amulet of Dalton Trumbo, the Armour of Allecto, the Shield of E. E. Cummings, the Sword of Darthlorexa, the Sceptre of Larry Kramer, the Amulet of Cantstopthedawn, the Shield of Leprince Howard and 174 gold pieces.
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(What exactly is the shield of e. e. cummings supposed to protect me from, anyway? Capital letters? And is the axe of Gertrude Stein useful for chopping up anything other than the English language?)