Gayle Madwin (queerbychoice) wrote,
Gayle Madwin

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Violent Zombie Outside

Um, there's a person outside who has climbed up my balcony and is now banging rather hard on my sliding glass door. This person appears rather badly wounded - actually, to be more accurate, she appears dead and considerably rotted - but climbing up to my balcony is rather an impressive feat for a severely wounded and/or dead person, and I don't get the impression that she's here to beg me to call a hospital for her. She seems distinctly angry and, uh, violent, and if she doesn't stop soon she's going to succeed in smashing a hole in my door. I've already called 911, but no one is answering. I think I'm going to try sneaking out the front door and running to my car before she notices, but I'm not sure exactly what my chances are.

Does this have something to do with all the people on LiveJournal who are suddenly posting about zombies today?
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