Gayle Madwin (queerbychoice) wrote,
Gayle Madwin
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Of Dostoyevsky, Nipples, Internet Addiction, and My Invisible Girlfriend Named Kevin

I don't like Dostoyevsky! Not at all, at all, at all! Now even Prince Myshkin has really turned into an idiot! And I think the book's over now, in another few pages, so there's no hope for improvement.

To cheer up anyone who's been subjected to anything as awful as Dostoyevsky, try touring a href="http://www.ndroid.com/005/nipple/index.html">The World-Famous Nipple Gallery</a> (thanks to katyha for the link).

Oh, and there's a California election approaching, and I received not one but two sample ballots in the mail. Think I can vote twice? I think not, since only one ballot had my name on it. The other ballot had the name of a previous resident of my apartment, except that on all other mail I've come across that was intended for this person - whose first name is "Kevin" - the title in front of Kevin's name has been "Mr." But on this sample ballot, the name was "Ms. Kevin . . ." Very interesting. Apparently the state of California is under the impression that I'm living with a woman, and that the woman I live with goes by the name of "Kevin." How very delightfully queer of me, to live with a woman named Kevin! Alas, I regret to inform them that I have in fact no Kevin at all in my life, neither a male Kevin nor a female Kevin. But the idea of it sounds so stylish that maybe I'll go out and acquire a female Kevin, just because they inspired me to.

Oh, and there's definitely something wrong with this quiz. I can't possibly be merely "average."


Are you Addicted to the Internet?

56%


Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.

7547 people have taken this quiz.
And 3364 got the result "Average@Internet-User.com" like you.

The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!

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